The Best Of Milania Giudice, RHONJ Season 4!

Since The Real Housewives of New Jersey has come to an end, we decided to take one of our favorite stars of the show, Milania Giudice, and reminisce on our favorite quotes from her throughout the season. Even Bravo Producer, Andy Cohen admits in The Lost Footage Special that, “Milania stole the show!”

  • “You better not come up here you stupid little mouse!”
  • “You’re not a cooker, you’re a hooker!” (To Joe Giudice)
  • “Gimme pizza you old troll!” (To Joe Giudice)
  • “How about you be quiet!” (To Teresa when she tells Miliania to get down.)
  • “It’s NOT a wedding gown, I’m NOT getting married!” (To Teresa.)
  • “I want the jerk out!” (Referring to a hair stylist that is curling her hair.)
  • “OH MY GOD… HOLY- Look how STRONG you are! You’re like a dragon!” (To Joe Giudice.)
  • “You’re a BIG POOP!” (To Joe Giudice.)

There’s nothing like a little Miliania humor to make us laugh through such a dark season. You can catch more of her in The Lost Footage Special!

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  • Susan F.

    My personal fave was “Daddy your a big poop” (-to Joe Guiduce)
    I could have sworn a spanking was going to come!

  • Miliania is definitely the comic relief of the show. For all the discord, the Giudice’s and the Gorga’s have really done well providing for their kids. It would be great if there was a reconciliation and everyone could get to together to play and sing and dance. Family is hard to break and harder to mend, but I hope in the end there is peace. And of course with the Wakile’s too! There’s plenty of room for dessert in this world, believe me I was a pastry chef. Wouldn’t it be cool if Rosie, Kathy, Melissa, and Teresa all created a real extended family Italian cookbook.

  • brittany

    LOL to all,but personal favorite!!!
    I want the jerk out!!!

  • Joy Rengaw

    think she is precocious and needs to be reined in before she becomes obnoxious . A few time outs and a mouth full of soap would be a good start .

    • Sally

      I don’t think any adult on a blog should make negative comments about a child any child! Just my opinion but one I have about all children on blogs not just the Guidice children!