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Sing With The Housewives- A Christmas Song

((( you know the tune.  Try out my soon-to-be-instant-classic holiday favorite with a Housewives spin)))

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Solo cup in a peach tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four family vans, three French omelettes , two sprinkle cookies a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…….., four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…..four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam sqauds slaying, five pulled-off weaves, ….four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven snipers from the side, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves….. four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve cast trips coming, eleven sniper from the side, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…. four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

BIG FINISH!  I got you all trips to Bass Lake and giftcards to the Regency and Bagatelle…and I made it nice!

Have a great holiday-   Nicki’s sidekick,   Jill

Merry Christmas to all of our readers! We are thankful for you. -Nicki

Jill Hickey

Jill Hickey

Mom for 4, wife, Bravo Shows MegaFan, Dance Fitness Instructor, Contributor Fox4KC, Retired Podcaster "NotSoSoccerMom."

  • missroxmiss

    now that is funny ! that just about sums the RH’s up

  • UnrealHousewife57

    Brava! That was awesome! You DID make it nice! LOL

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all the posters here. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t like all of you, but I do know how to scroll past you. LOL. Mazel Tov!

  • Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you for your support, we love you! -Nicki

    • missroxmiss

      Merry Christmas I have to share Rain’s comment it is perfect Thank You for the awesome stories

  • UnrealHousewife57

    Just read about Luann. I can’t get the smile off my face.

  • EnigmaWrapped’nSnark

    Being in the real estate biz in St. Louis, I never forget a house, and that pic of Megsy compelled me to do some snooping. The pic is recent, but why is she taking a pic on the front lawn of a home they sold last year? Hmmm … they are building a new gigantic home (we’re talking like Heather Dubrow mega home) just a few blocks away, so now I’m thinking they are actually still living in the home that they sold while the new one is being built. BTW, the new home still has a LONG way to go, so I’m guessing she will do one more year on RHOC and then settle in here with the new brood. Well now my curiosity is peaked, so I’m going to have to some stalking more investigation.

    • missroxmiss

      In St.Louis they are building ,You mean MeMeMeg

    • UnrealHousewife57

      At 15,000 square feet it’s only half the size of the Dubrow McMansion.

      • EnigmaWrapped’nSnark

        You’re right! That’s not a home, that’s hotel.

        • Hi! This is Jill- the guest author. Lol. I’m in STL right now. Whereabouts are they building this manse? Would love to go creep.

  • missroxmiss

    Merry Christmas to you and Rain You are very sweet ahd made my day thank you.

  • missroxmiss

    Merry Christmas to you also ITA !

  • missroxmiss

    That does not surprise me 1 bit about LuAnn her daughter got nailed with A DUI over the summer in the Hamptons they like their booze.

  • missroxmiss

    ITA