Sing With The Housewives- A Christmas Song

((( you know the tune.  Try out my soon-to-be-instant-classic holiday favorite with a Housewives spin)))

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Solo cup in a peach tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four family vans, three French omelettes , two sprinkle cookies a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…….., four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves……, four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…..four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam sqauds slaying, five pulled-off weaves, ….four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven snipers from the side, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves….. four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve cast trips coming, eleven sniper from the side, ten censors bleeping, nine Rinna’s dancing, eight Meghan’s milking, seven Shannons slimming, six glam squads slaying, five pulled-off weaves…. four family vans, three French omelettes, two sprinkle cookies and a Solo cup in a Peach tree.

BIG FINISH!  I got you all trips to Bass Lake and giftcards to the Regency and Bagatelle…and I made it nice!

Have a great holiday-   Nicki’s sidekick,   Jill

Merry Christmas to all of our readers! We are thankful for you. -Nicki

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