RHOBH Season 7 Taglines


With just days away from the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we can now share this season’s taglines.

Lisa Vanderpump: “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.”


Erika Girardi: “I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”


Lisa Rinna: “My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”


Eileen Davidson: “I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”


Dorit Kemsley: “When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”


Kyle Richards: “I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”


Which tagline is your favorite?

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103 Replies to “RHOBH Season 7 Taglines”

  1. Lisa V….. has my vote!!! Good morning folks from a cold lady living in Wisconsin … to think I lived in California and we moved…. what were we thinking!!!!

  2. Obviously I would have to say Lisa, but I think if I was her I would have said something about Ken and the animals!
    Morning Cin, I had already started mine when yours came in! Xo

      1. we’ve talked many times about a trip to Scotland!!!! I’ve been to England … went there by myself without kids/husband due to my love of English history – nine days of bliss.

    1. Holyrood is about an hour from us in Edinburgh, plenty of history there! We are very close to Jedburgh jail where Mary Queen of Scott’s was imprisoned.

      1. my Mom gave me a book to read in my teens called ”Young Bess’…. That was the beginning… I had to know more. Elizabeth I, Henry VIII, Mary Queen of Scots, Bloody Mary…. my trip to England was spent visiting the places I’ve read about….. it was a wonderful trip. So cool you live so near. Visited their tombs in Westminster Abbey – enemies in life but buried so close in death.

        1. I read so many history books when I was growing up, it was my subject at school I was really good at. St Paul’s is my favourite historical building in London.

          1. I climbed to the top of St. Pauls…. kicked me in the butt… lol. If I had to pick a favorite it would be Westminster Abbey and Tower of London.

            1. I sat down and watched a friend climb up to the top with the kids, I listened to a recital much more civilised! I’m not good with heights! Xo

      2. You are sooooo lucky and blessed to be living where you are Suze❤️ I wish I was a European. The history is just awe inspiring! Imagine walking the same grounds with thousands of years of incredible historical moments. Imagine the spirits that walk there. I’m addicted to ghost stories and stuff. 8:)

        1. You can walk the buildings Moss M, i will he inspecting all the men in kilts 🙂 cougar on the prowl in the halls of the castle ! We all have our priorities ❤️❤️

          1. Hehe you little vixen ❤️❤️❤️ Rain? Do you know how to do the guy with glasses symbol?

          2. Don tell ever change Rain! There are plenty of men in kilts around Edinburgh Castle and Holyrood Palace! You would have your pick! It’s also very windy at both! Easy to choose then! Xxxx

          3. Rain, men in kilts climbing stairs of tall buildings might be great attractions too!
            I will be there with you! ❤️xoxo

        2. U.S. is beautiful as well, I have only seen a little but love love love SF. I would have loved to see Vermont and so many other places. Xxx

    1. Sorry I tried I had them all but went through and deleted loads of stuff on my iPad and they were deleted, 3D has them I gave them to her and Sandy has them.

            1. He was before my time but I remember reading his comments when I went back to look for something. I liked reading his comments he was funny!

              1. Rh knew a lot about the production of the shows too. I think he worked in that field, not sith the Hoisewives shows, but he knew people and knew things. He was also very funny, a great writer on the site and helpful. He even sent me some Oitlander episodes, and asked me not to email him. I never did. Then a few months ago, when people asked about him, I tried to find that old email and did, and I just said that everyone wonders how you are, and that I am sorry for writing since I promised not to…and kept my word. He never answered. I have no idea where he is, but I hope he is okay.

        1. Rain, I will join you kilt watching. I haven’t seen a bong in many moons.
          Speaking of kilts and moons..Hmm. Well, I do have a sense of humor like most of us, anyway! 😀 xoxo

    1. Oh, HOLE is back?? Mind if I call you HOLE? You pick up the location of that HOLE !
      You have to try a bit harder kiddo to insult a woman like me! And oh yes I’m so high right now I could fly :). I do think you’re a bit obsessed with me. Flattered, but I’m into real men .

      Also I’m proud to say before my husband reformed me, I was a HUUUUUGE slut . Massive !! More men went down on me than the Titanic! I actually won ‘Slut of the year’ 3 years in a row .. and I’m very PROUD . I have that certificate right there next to my pHD

      so my advice to you is 1) get a penis pump . Pencil dicks are not in ……. and 2) use that foul mouth for something fun and useful like going down on a woman . Try GIVING pleasure for a change .

      Back to the bong!

      1. OMG. I should have read this first! ROFL You are awesome Rain. Love ya!
        You said it like no one else could. You go girl. You are so real.
        Just remember, feeding the trolls is not really worth it, but I love your chutzpah (and I don’t know much Yiddish..but it fit.) xoxo

        1. I should exercise more self control Sandy , for sure. I let some pass but sometimes I feel the itch and the need to strike back xoxo HOLE has made a habit of this and it felt good to say something . But yes I’ll try to ignore xoxox 🙂

      1. Is it possible HOLE is also Rae?! Thank you Daisy ❤️❤️❤️ I’m only bothered because it affects you guys! I could give a shit . Love you xoxo

          1. Don’t let it bother you Suze ❤️ My grandmother used to say ‘you can’t break a stick in a bundle’ . Whoever this shriveled scrotum is, he won’t break us because we stick together with love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

            1. You are right we do, we are great friends and that’s what friendship is about. Supporting each other! Some times people can’t get that concept sad really for them! Xxxxx

        1. May I list the names of our friend for all to see ? Thx.

          Ace_Orion, bullie, HWLOVER, Rae, Suse, hang on I need to look at back posts….

          1. Ugh… I shouldn’t have bothered trying to post this. I’m so done trying to keep track of this, but I brought it on myself. I care too much about things I can’t control. No one can control trolls. They need tons of attention, they have an ego and they’re very lonely these are the three main facts. And we shouldn’t take one word personally, not one. Because it’s about them, not me, not you, no one but them. Lonely lost souls who don’t appear to have empathy or compassion for anyone but themselves. What a sad existence, and it’s suppose to be the merriest of seasons. But I think that’s why he’s here so much so often because it’s also the hardest and loneliest time of year for trolls. They have no one to love and focus on. So they want…demand – our attention any way they can. They will be clothed in the meanest, wittiest, sympathy getting cloth. All of it. Boo even went to the ER last night with his daughter wasn’t it? for bronchitis? And today he’s coughing from laughing so hard. Another mistake he made. It goes on and on.

            I made a list of how many Suze and Daisy? 20+’names? I’m sure that doesn’t even come close. So a new name crops up? I don’t trust it. I trust nothing about the sincerity of any new blogger on here and that makes me mad. Because I usually love to meet and get to know a new blogger who enjoys a little Housewives banter. A fun little outlet away from reality. No more. I feel a bit jaded in my heart now, like some joy has been stolen. I’m coming off day 4 and finally recovering from a sick migraine. This is just the tip of the iceberg for what many many other people must feel to be genuinely harrassed and stalked and terrorized in real life and it’s taught me even more compassion. It’s opened my eyes up to an area of life I’ve never had to suffer from. Well, once, a long time ago, for a short time and I did forget it till now.

            But anyway I just felt like letting the fella know that what he does does affect people in a very bad way. It does disrupt ones life and changes someone’s day. And he just doesn’t care. Wow. I don’t get how cruel and mean people can get I just don’t. How messed up is that.

  3. Happy Sunday everyone, your cracking me up. Too much laughing makes me cough too much.
    My least favorite tagline is Pumps.
    Not a fan.
    Enjoy your day!

    1. I did download a list of the symbols in maybe picture file Sandy and I tried to go by that but I think you’re right they gave a few different codes for the same symbol but they must be sensitive to where you use them. I don’t understand enough about computers at all so….anyway, thanks my friend.

      1. Anytime. I am still learning myself.
        Miss M., please try just to tune the trolls off. There is no need to let it affect you so much. In the scheme of things, they mean so little. I know it is hard at times myself, but for our own health, it is best to lessen the stress if we can.
        Have a nice night. XO 😉

    1. Miss M I agree with sandy , try and not let them steal your joy. And I TOTALLY understand your skepticism about new posters so my suggestion to you is to limit yourself to just chatting with us, the people you have known for a while. You can treat anyone else as guilty till proven innocent, if that makes you feel better. I typically don’t approach people till I’ve seen them around for a while. So we are ALL here for you and you’re here for us ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Let’s just have fun xoxox 🙂

  4. Another realist ❤️ and I appreciate and love you for it Rain. Thank you. I’m trying to let it go.

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