RHOBH Season 7 Taglines


With just days away from the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we can now share this season’s taglines.

Lisa Vanderpump: “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.”


Erika Girardi: “I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”


Lisa Rinna: “My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”


Eileen Davidson: “I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”


Dorit Kemsley: “When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”


Kyle Richards: “I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”


Which tagline is your favorite?

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LVP considers herself the queen yet Kyle is in the central position on the opening credits ^^ That’s ironic.

Just like it oughta be.

Lisa V….. has my vote!!! Good morning folks from a cold lady living in Wisconsin … to think I lived in California and we moved…. what were we thinking!!!!

Obviously I would have to say Lisa, but I think if I was her I would have said something about Ken and the animals!
Morning Cin, I had already started mine when yours came in! Xo

Just to add for Cin, you should try Scotland!

we’ve talked many times about a trip to Scotland!!!! I’ve been to England … went there by myself without kids/husband due to my love of English history – nine days of bliss.

LVP’s is my #1.

Holyrood Castle….. Mary Queen of Scots…. so many places in my dreams to visit..

Holyrood is about an hour from us in Edinburgh, plenty of history there! We are very close to Jedburgh jail where Mary Queen of Scott’s was imprisoned.

my Mom gave me a book to read in my teens called ”Young Bess’…. That was the beginning… I had to know more. Elizabeth I, Henry VIII, Mary Queen of Scots, Bloody Mary…. my trip to England was spent visiting the places I’ve read about….. it was a wonderful trip. So cool you live so near. Visited their tombs in Westminster Abbey – enemies in life but buried so close in death.

I read so many history books when I was growing up, it was my subject at school I was really good at. St Paul’s is my favourite historical building in London.

I climbed to the top of St. Pauls…. kicked me in the butt… lol. If I had to pick a favorite it would be Westminster Abbey and Tower of London.

I sat down and watched a friend climb up to the top with the kids, I listened to a recital much more civilised! I’m not good with heights! Xo

Suze and Cin ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are sooooo lucky and blessed to be living where you are Suze❤️ I wish I was a European. The history is just awe inspiring! Imagine walking the same grounds with thousands of years of incredible historical moments. Imagine the spirits that walk there. I’m addicted to ghost stories and stuff. 8:)

You can walk the buildings Moss M, i will he inspecting all the men in kilts 🙂 cougar on the prowl in the halls of the castle ! We all have our priorities ❤️❤️

Hehe you little vixen ❤️❤️❤️ Rain? Do you know how to do the guy with glasses symbol?

I did it once I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

I never tried, let me look

Nope , it failed , sorry . Sandy would probably know

8 – l

screw it 🙁

😎 B-)

Don tell ever change Rain! There are plenty of men in kilts around Edinburgh Castle and Holyrood Palace! You would have your pick! It’s also very windy at both! Easy to choose then! Xxxx

Haha haha haha Suze you just made Choke on my coffee

Suze I almost chocked on my bong!! Oops I mean coffee 🙂 ❤️❤️❤️

Daisy and Rain ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

That should have been don’t ever change! Duh!

Rain, men in kilts climbing stairs of tall buildings might be great attractions too!
I will be there with you! ❤️xoxo

Ong sandy!! Soooo funny! Can we whistle at these men as they go up the stairs? 🙂 lol

You two can watch them climbing up to the turrets! The higher you get the windier it gets! Xoxo

Suze ❤️❤️❤️

Yes! I have to practice my whistling now! LOL
Love you, Suze. XOXO

U.S. is beautiful as well, I have only seen a little but love love love SF. I would have loved to see Vermont and so many other places. Xxx

I want to go to Vermont too suze!! But you will leave your heart on SF ❤️❤️❤️

I did Rain, I have wanted to go back with my hubbie ever since! Xoxox

Well you’ve got a place to stay anytime sweetie ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks Sweetie, I would have loved to hang with you!


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Sorry I tried I had them all but went through and deleted loads of stuff on my iPad and they were deleted, 3D has them I gave them to her and Sandy has them.


I thought I learned how to do that little dude in glasses emoji. :8)


8 – ) no spaces

P.S. I learned that one from RH_Dude. One of my favorite posters of all time. He had to leave one day and never returned. I think it had something to do with his lovely daughter. I miss him.

Yes, he was very nice. I agree. He just disappeared from here. I had no idea why. I hope he is okay.

He was before my time but I remember reading his comments when I went back to look for something. I liked reading his comments he was funny!

Rh knew a lot about the production of the shows too. I think he worked in that field, not sith the Hoisewives shows, but he knew people and knew things. He was also very funny, a great writer on the site and helpful. He even sent me some Oitlander episodes, and asked me not to email him. I never did. Then a few months ago, when people asked about him, I tried to find that old email and did, and I just said that everyone wonders how you are, and that I am sorry for writing since I promised not… Read more »

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Good day lovely ladies

Daisy ❤️❤️❤️

Rain, bong smoking and chasing men in kilts. How proud are your family?

Can I ask you a question? Do you have a sense of humour? It doesn’t seem that way to me.

Don’t trouble yourself Suze sweetie ❤️❤️❤️


Rain, I will join you kilt watching. I haven’t seen a bong in many moons.
Speaking of kilts and moons..Hmm. Well, I do have a sense of humor like most of us, anyway! 😀 xoxo

I’ll answer, no for the first, and angry because we know what constitutes fun, and he/she doesn’t.

Oh, HOLE is back?? Mind if I call you HOLE? You pick up the location of that HOLE ! You have to try a bit harder kiddo to insult a woman like me! And oh yes I’m so high right now I could fly :). I do think you’re a bit obsessed with me. Flattered, but I’m into real men . Also I’m proud to say before my husband reformed me, I was a HUUUUUGE slut . Massive !! More men went down on me than the Titanic! I actually won ‘Slut of the year’ 3 years in a row… Read more »

Oh Rain, that’s my Diet Coke all over my bed! Love you Sweetie xoxoxoxoxxo

Yummy diet coke . My favorite . Mine was coffee again . Between you and Rain I didn’t actually get to drink much

Lol ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Damit. 😮

OMG. I should have read this first! ROFL You are awesome Rain. Love ya!
You said it like no one else could. You go girl. You are so real.
Just remember, feeding the trolls is not really worth it, but I love your chutzpah (and I don’t know much Yiddish..but it fit.) xoxo

I should exercise more self control Sandy , for sure. I let some pass but sometimes I feel the itch and the need to strike back xoxo HOLE has made a habit of this and it felt good to say something . But yes I’ll try to ignore xoxox 🙂


omg… I can’t stop laughing….. I’ll take a bong over a fifth of whiskey anytime…..

omg… I’m still laughing my butt off …

Rain is a very smart , funny , loving person . I’m sure her family is extremely proud . Don’t be so judgmental

He is just a puny dick! Nothing more!

Is it possible HOLE is also Rae?! Thank you Daisy ❤️❤️❤️ I’m only bothered because it affects you guys! I could give a shit . Love you xoxo

Rain you rock sister . One day we will share your bong

Groovy baby 🙂 ❤️❤️❤️✌️️✌️️

Yes Rain I’m sure it’s all the same person. I would put money on who it is.

Don’t let it bother you Suze ❤️ My grandmother used to say ‘you can’t break a stick in a bundle’ . Whoever this shriveled scrotum is, he won’t break us because we stick together with love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are right we do, we are great friends and that’s what friendship is about. Supporting each other! Some times people can’t get that concept sad really for them! Xxxxx

May I list the names of our friend for all to see ? Thx.

Ace_Orion, bullie, HWLOVER, Rae, Suse, hang on I need to look at back posts….

Ugh… I shouldn’t have bothered trying to post this. I’m so done trying to keep track of this, but I brought it on myself. I care too much about things I can’t control. No one can control trolls. They need tons of attention, they have an ego and they’re very lonely these are the three main facts. And we shouldn’t take one word personally, not one. Because it’s about them, not me, not you, no one but them. Lonely lost souls who don’t appear to have empathy or compassion for anyone but themselves. What a sad existence, and it’s suppose… Read more »

Ok my post just went to moderation. I can’t do this now anyway, I’m xmas shopping. I’ll be back.


Happy Sunday everyone, your cracking me up. Too much laughing makes me cough too much.
My least favorite tagline is Pumps.
Not a fan.
Enjoy your day!

Happy Sunday xo

Hey everyone…. Thanks for the laughs…. it was fun!!!

Have a great evening Cin ❤️❤️❤️

It was 8 no space then -)


Thanks Sandy! xoxoxo

You’re welcome Miss M.
There are several ways to make them, but only some work here. 😉

I did download a list of the symbols in maybe picture file Sandy and I tried to go by that but I think you’re right they gave a few different codes for the same symbol but they must be sensitive to where you use them. I don’t understand enough about computers at all so….anyway, thanks my friend.

Anytime. I am still learning myself.
Miss M., please try just to tune the trolls off. There is no need to let it affect you so much. In the scheme of things, they mean so little. I know it is hard at times myself, but for our own health, it is best to lessen the stress if we can.
Have a nice night. XO 😉

You’re absolutely right Sandy. ❤️ (((Thank you)))

Miss M I agree with sandy , try and not let them steal your joy. And I TOTALLY understand your skepticism about new posters so my suggestion to you is to limit yourself to just chatting with us, the people you have known for a while. You can treat anyone else as guilty till proven innocent, if that makes you feel better. I typically don’t approach people till I’ve seen them around for a while. So we are ALL here for you and you’re here for us ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Let’s just have fun xoxox 🙂

Another realist ❤️ and I appreciate and love you for it Rain. Thank you. I’m trying to let it go.

Hugs and kisses. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You must Sweetie, they are idiots and as long as we keep Nick. Informed they will soon get fed up.

We won’t miss you when you’re blocked

I miss Rae she was so wise and spot on views so enlightened by her insight

Did Eileen have a face lift? She looks completely different!

That’s what I thought also . I didn’t even recognize her

Skeptic!!!!!!! Welcome back ! 🙂 I’m glad that RHOBH brought you back lol xoxoxo