RHOBH Season 5 Opening Tag Lines


The new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres Tuesday night and we have a video of the opening tag lines to share with you!

Lisa Vanderpump: “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack.”

Yolanda Foster: “Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are.”

Lisa Rinna: “You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.”

Eileen Davidson: “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.”

Kim Richards: “I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.”

Brandi Glanville: “I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kiss it.”

Kyle Richards: “Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.”

Which Housewife has your favorite tag line this season?

Photo Credit: Bravo



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  • ceebee

    Brandi, Brandi, Brandi. Didn’t you have someone check your grammar? You sound stupid. Or maybe Bravo didn’t check you on purpose.

  • DebBrenn

    I like Yolanda’s best. Too bad it fits Lisa better than Yolanda. Lisa’s sounds like a challenge, but is probably true.

  • RHOBHLover

    Lisa Vanderpump’s is the best!

    Don’t understand why Kyle Richards is in the middle… Or why Kim is there at all.

  • Karen

    I like Lisa v’s the best because it’s a bit of a double entandre. A statement of fact and a challenge. Touché. U also like Lisa R’s her’s also was fun play on words too. Brandi’s fit her perfectly- lowbrow and down in the nether regions where she likes to hang out, Kim’s too match her- Zzzzzzzzzzz. I wonder if Eileen’s was a forewarning of what’s yo come but I thought it was funny, and Kyle’s was well, just kind of perfect being the last one listed because it was forgettable.

    • Karen

      Oops I forgot Yolo’s which doesn’t fit her at all, which is orobably why I forgot her!!

  • Mktb

    Great taglines this season. Lisa V’s is my favourite. Kim’s made me laugh because she’s still not happy…lol

    • DebBrenn

      Hahaha! So true!

  • Melodie

    Yo’s and Lisa’s are the best…..

  • imaroyce

    i dont think i can handle the 2 lisas and eileen