The Real Housewives of New York finally hit St. Bart’s and started tearing up the place almost immediately. Sonja was drunk the whole time, Ramona complained, and The Countess said Johnny Depp more times than we could even count.
LuAnn had an instant connection with a local Frenchman, who also looked a lot like Johnny Depp wearing a big pirate hat. But The Countess’ morning after story, conflicted with what the other ladies remembered. Ohhh Dahh-lingg!
After partying with Tomas (Johnny Depp’s twin) at Le Ti nightclub in St. Bart’s, LuAnn wore huge heels the next morning and told all the girls (and boyfriend Jacques) that she had run into her “old Italian friends.” But Heather Thomson remembered hearing LuAnn “speaking French to another man.” And Carole Radziwill tweeted during the episode, “There wasn’t an Italian on the island.” Even before anyone accused LuAnn of anything she tweeted, “I was with my Italian friends. Tomas did give me a ride home.”
Fellow Housewife Carole tweeted, “LMFAO…I mean what was @CountessLuAnn thinking bringing anyone into the den? Too much Captain Jack I’d say!” But LuAnn continued to defend herself while the episode aired, tweeting, “Now if I was going to have an affair, would I bring him to a houseful of housewives?”
And then we hear LuAnn on the phone with her friend Cat. “I went out with Tom last night … And the girls, they know I brought someone here. He cannot say that he was here last night with me.” She explained in French, “I don’t want the girls to know he was here with me. I told them it was a group. I never change.” BUSTED! After that phone conversation aired Ramona Singer tweeted, “luann busted by her own conversation digging her hole deeper.”
Well, it looks like this season of RHONY got off to a boring start, but things are finally getting interesting. We can’t wait for next week’s episode!
What do you think happened? Did The Countess cheat?
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