Brandi Glanville’s Revenge! Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery & Eddie Paid For It!

159677776PH006_Oranum_s_How

RadarOnline has more details from Brandi Glanville’s memoir, Drinking And Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders! In Brandi’s own words, she writes, “Ultimately, my husband got a new vagina … and so did I.” Brandi is referring to getting vaginal rejuvenation surgery after Eddie had his affair with LeAnn Rimes, and Glanville admits she charged the surgery to Eddie’s credit card! In typical Brandi fashion, the excerpts below have no filter, so read at your own risk!

“Be honest. If you had had the chance to have your seventeen-and-a-half year old pu**y again, wouldn’t you jump at the opportunity?” Brandi writes. “That was my perfect pu**y age. Virgin? Nope, too painful. And, let’s be honest, a little awkward. Twenty-one? No thanks. I had already spent too many years in Europe by that point.” Brandi explains how pricey the surgery was, and how it became a road block, “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000.”

She describes the surgery as “basically, the equivalent of a tummy tuck for your kitty cat. There was usually the exterior, adding on the labia-lift, but that would likely cost extra and ewww. As for me, I’ve always subscribed to the school of thought that men don’t really care what it looks like — pink, gray, hair, no hair, landing strip, to them it’s all the same.”

Brandi explains that Eddie’s comments about her lady parts are what sparked her interest in the surgery. “I was rarely insecure, but I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth, praying it was still tight for him,” she writes. “He always said, ‘Yes,’ except once, and that was my first step on the road to Dr. Matlock.”

Brandi explains that after another fight with Eddie, the notorious cheater, that would be the “last time he touched her.” Brandi writes, “later that night, over a glass of sauvignon blanc, it occurred to me: a brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.”

“It would be something completely unknown to him and offer me the fresh start I so desperately deserved. It was time for my pu**y to be reborn,” she writes. “I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one.” Brandi reveals that she called to pay for the $12,000 surgery with “Eddie’s credit card number, the same one he canceled for a brief period after reading a negative quote about him I gave to the press.”

“I have to say that so far the results are stupendous and I’m happy with the sensation myself,” Brandi shares.

Photo Credit: Bravo

AllThingsRH

AllThingsRH

My name is Nicki. I am 32 years-old and married to my best friend. I was previously in business for over 12 years, but I’ve always had a great passion for web and graphic design. Another one of my passions, of course, is to escape into the world of TV, which is where this journey began. My goal in starting AllThingsRH.com was to give fans, like myself, a place to catch up on all the latest news and gossip about The Real Housewives. I wanted to create a place where viewers could interact with each other, share their opinions, and get straight-forward and unbiased information about what’s going on. I am proud of the diversity this site has to offer.

  • marie

    YUCK YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL WHORES NEED A NEW ONE!!!!!!

Copyright @ 2017 All Things Real Housewives. All Rights Reserved.

DMCA.com Protection Status