Brandi Glanville Says Kyle Only Helps Kim When There’s An Audience


Brandi Glanville is taking to her blog this week to explain to viewers why she wanted to get Kim out of Eileen’s house so fast after poker night went awry. Brandi also claims that Kyle Richards only wants to help her sister when there is an audience.

Brandi writes, “Newsflash: I’M NOT SOBER, and fantasies are just that–fantasies. I’ve just about HAD IT with these judgmental women that pretend to be perfect and think they do no wrong. Spa day was fine other than the uncomfortable wine tasting, but I tried to tell some jokes to loosen the mood.

Poker night…Kyle called me and asked me to bring champagne in the car for the ride over to poker night at Eileen’s, and we shared one bottle. I generally drink wine, not champagne, and was feeling good. As all of my friends have pointed out to me, it’s the third glass that usually takes me to the dark side. Kyle had as much to drink as I did, but it didn’t seem to affect her. I guess she must have a really HIGH tolerence. Eileen’s house is beautiful on the outside–and it may be a dick thing to say–but creepy on the inside in my opinion. I switched over to white wine, and while there were a few appetizers (one made with kids’ frozen mini pancakes and oddly colored salmon), there really wasn’t much to eat, and it was dinner time after all.
We sit to learn poker. I’m drunk and hungry, and all these smart women act like it’s rocket science. It was ridiculous. Sitting next to Kim, even in my intoxicated state, I see that she isn’t herself. I tried to pretend like all was fine but knew that I needed to get her out of there. Kim had been sick for weeks coughing really violently whenever I was around her, and I asked her to go to the doctor, but she said it was just bronchitis. Everyone is noticing Kim isn’t herself, and Kyle and Kim go off to the restroom. As Kim came out, she wanted Kyle to leave her alone and to leave. I went over to try and help Kim get the heck out of there. Kim wanted to say goodbye before leaving for some reason, so we went in the kitchen, and I grabbed a slice of pizza, because I was starving. I try to get Kim out of Eileen’s house, because it’s clear to me that Kyle wants to have this bad situation play out in front of the other ladies. I don’t want that to happen, so I try to get Kim to leave.

Kyle only wants to “help” Kim when Kyle has an audience. In that moment of time, Kim was not in the right state of mind or condition to have any kind of conversation or altercation, yet Kyle persisted, even going as far as getting physical and grabbing me twice, as well as breaking my skin open to keep me from removing Kim from this bad situation. So ask yourself this question: If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim’s behavior, then why wouldn’t she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? Even in my intoxicated state, I knew that was the only solution. Kyle, while planes and yachts are nice, if family is everything, how could you treat your sister Kim the way you do?”

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  • Dalimili

    So I’m just a dickhead for saying things out loud after my third glass of wine/champagne… so what?!

    No apologies

  • Confused5

    Why would She let a drunk see Her sister home? At least now She is seeing you for what you really are!!

  • Tom

    Hahahaha….I appreciate you taking her out of that odd situation. We all know she had a driver outside and neither one would be driving. I agree, best to just leave and go home. As for Kyle, I can see how that was embarrassing to her and she would be worried as well. History shows though that when a RHW wants to leave, you should just let them go or it will only get ugly. There are camera crews and various others on the sidelines so its not like anyone leaving is going to be alone or allowed to drive in that state.

  • VillageMutt

    Some how it’s always about Brandi.

  • ChristopherM

    When you know the third glass takes you to your dark place and you CONTINUALLY have it anyway, your behavior is on you. Bravo needs to fire this trashbox unless they are planning on doing a Real Housewives of The Trailer Park spinoff. I am so done with her disgusting behavior.

  • Lauren

    I can not even believe how delusional this blog is. Says way more about Brandi than it does about Kyle. Kyle reacted very normally for a person who is concerned about what she is witnessing in HER SISTER. It is Brandi who clearly does things for fame. This is just sad. Brandi isn’t fun to watch anymore. She is mean spirited, vindictive and spiteful. How can she even think she can write about what Kyle and Kim feel and do with any sort of authority when she barely knows them? How can she make comments about their relationship when she has no clue of their history? Who does she think she is?

    She can write a million blogs taking snide swipes at everyone else but that does not absolve her of responsibility for her actions. If you know you are a nasty drunk- here is a news flash- quit drinking. Stop blaming your ex-husband for your alcoholism. It’s all on you. My ex cheated and left me with two kids and I didn’t try to take everyone around me down in a blaze of glory. Be the strong, intelligent, and witty woman you can be- this extra nonsense doesn’t impress anyone and is not necessary.

  • BarbB

    You just love to cause trouble and do so at every opp that you can. Kyle was trying to be a sister and you were acting like Kim’s body guard. If you can’t stand these women how it you are still on the show. Leave!!! Trust me you won’t be missed. (But I do think you will rock it out on celebrity apprentice)

  • jennyd

    Have u noticed how she came at Eileen so much in this “blog”? Her house is creepy, her food sucked….sounds like pure jealousy to me, she is a supposedly super fan and that seems to go into jealousy now. She also said she should have sex with Eileen’s hubby at the poker table. What a trashy smelly loser. And Kyle has been there for Kim even when an audience isn’t there, she has paid her bills in the past even. Being embarrassed in front of a room full of famous ppl and cameras when ur sis is screaming, insulting everyone, and acting like an a** is very valid I think. Brandi & Kim are both alcoholics, that’s why they’re so close obviously.

  • Mist

    So you smoke a cigar if you have bronchitis – I don’t know about you Brandi but that’s not on my To Do list when I’m that sick. Secondly you used that lame argument on Lisa last season “you only correct me about drinking when the cameras are around” now it’s Kyle only cares when there’s cameras. Give me a break! You say you know Kim and Lisa sooooooo well I say BS. You’ve known them for what is it maybe 3 years. These women have known each other for a lot longer – Who do think was taking care of Kim long long long before the first camera was turned on? You know nothing of what you speak of – you are unintelligent – and should have never been allowed around this circle of women. I don’t even like Kyle but on this one I call Bullsh#t.

  • Brava Bravo

    Brandy, you have to be one the most psychologically abusive woman I have ever seen on TV. You have injured so many people with your abusive words and manipulated mind games it borders on the criminal.

    I wish you’d realize you aren’t funny, cute or ‘just keepin’ it real’. You need serious counseling of some sort. Get it before you find yourself all alone in life and no one to turn to.

    Seriously if you take any meds for ‘balancing behavior’ it’s time for an adjustment.

  • cin

    BrandiTwinkle has taken the fun out of the Beverly Hills Housewives….I realize this is the only way BrandiTwinkle can make a buck – by being foul, sloppy drunk, nasty, physically agressive, etc. etc. — But Please Bravo… not on this show….

  • Amber

    If Eileen had nothing there to eat, where did you get pizza?

  • PJ

    You are so stupid Brandi! The ladies, including Kyle, were probably more worried that she was leaving with you.

  • PJ

    Bravo, please dig deep in the garbage and give Brandi a sex partner so she will stop drooling all over everyone’s husbands. You can even bring back Carlton, that would be a good match.

  • anab4

    Brandi,, of course would be THE person to help with situations such as this. Leaving with a drunkard would be absolutely the thing to do. (not)..You could stop at your house, pick up the rag mag you have talking about Maurico having an affair, and also get another necklas like the one given to Carlton, bring more bottles of wine to toast to the wonderful party you attended. Everthing is Lisa’s fault. Blame Kyle, because she has had to deal with situations like these for years, and probably knows more about Kim than you. You should get the peace medal. Being drunk at this party or drunk anywhere else. You have insight that others sober, don’t. It’s always Lisa’s fault, lisa probably found Monty’s medicationa and insisted that Kim take them

  • VaNonna

    What does Brandi know about helping with family or helping period? If it isn’t to help Brandi, she doesn’t do anything, except cause trouble.
    Brandi’s time has come to be off the show. She is nothing but a drunk, liar and jealous person.
    Bravo can make a new show the real housewives who are trailer trash drunks.

  • I’m chiming in here to agree with the majority with my fellow bloggers, who don’t for one minute buy Branfi’s faux concern for Kim. and in fact I believe her self-serving antics only will further destroy Kim’s fragile hold on sobriety and her volatile relationships with her family members. It’s rather disturbing that Brandi would go so far to persue this storyline for self promotion and money while essentially destroying another person. That’s one soulless bish.

  • patricia

    Brandi: you say you don’t like cheaters, & yet you make inappropriate comments to Eileen’s husband (& others), & you continually sit on husbands laps. Which is it? Or do you just like to cause problems? I can’t believe that you act this way & never do around your children. I don’t believe you sensor yourself around your kids, you are too self centered.

    • Bonnie

      I’ve been thinking the same thing when it comes to others husbands, boyfriends. It’s shameless!

  • starr sabga

    Brandi is a very sick woman & needs major therapy. She can start with looking inward at herself & stop blaming the world with all that is wrong with her, which is EVERYTHING!!!!!! She is a low, low woman.