Brandi Glanville Doesn’t Want To Kiss Lisa Vanderpump’s Ass


Brandi Glanville is taking to her blog to explain why she is ready to move forward with Lisa Vanderpump as long as it doesn’t mean she has to kiss Lisa’s ass. Glanville says she is not a fan of holding on to anger or holding grudges. Check out what else Brandi had to say about her run-in with Lisa below.

Brandi writes, “I’m back in L.A. after a wonderful trip to visit my family. I’d like to thank everyone for their support regarding my father’s health. Dad is back home and on his way to what will be a slow and long recovery, but he is getting better and that’s all that matters. I’m so grateful I was able to hang with my boys and family and just kick back, cook, watch my nieces and boys play, and relax.

So tonight’s show is pretty drama-free for me, which is great, because I’m in a happy place and sometimes watching old drama unfold can set me back a little, emotionally. And can anyone believe that we are on episode six, and I haven’t hit the sauce yet? Don’t worry, it’s coming. It’s not fun to be sober all of the time.

Lisa Rinna introduced her parents and her Medford, Oregon hometown to the audience tonight. I love to see where people are from. It was a heartfelt moment where she shared the regret of visiting her childhood home for the last time and the guilt of living far away from her aging parents. It was very moving watching Lisa R. trying to instill the gravity of the situation of aging, illness, and finality of life to her teenaged daughters. After the normal teenage resistance faded, they realized it was a serious trip, and I’m glad she insisted her girls accompany her on it. I have to add that after seeing Lois Rinna, I can see where Lisa’s got her eyes from, and Frank Rinna’s paintings are amazing. I want one.

Kyle’s BBQ was next with everyone having a pretty good time. It was a very nice party. Yo was looking perfect as always. Meeting Eileen was fun and talking about Days was fun, too. Yes, I was a fan back in the day. Once we sat down, Kim’s old acting stories about faking tennis on Magnum, P.I. were the best. Eileen’s husband, Vince, is really nice and had great stories, too. He was on a lot of TV shows, like Kim. Kim and Vince kept the laughs going.

It was nice to see Mauricio and hear about another vacation. He is always cool and relaxed, and it’s nice to see him doing so well. Anyway, when all is said and done, we all saw who the true star of the BBQ was… Yolanda’s sandals. Want!

Lisa V. and Ken were there, and despite the awkwardness, it was really nice to see them again. You could probably tell how uncomfortable I was feeling. You can also see, I tried. Hard. It was a bit awkward, but I did try my best to put the past behind us. Obviously this is going to take some time! Kyle said it best: “Lisa likes to hold on to grudges.” Again, Kyle said that, not me!

I don’t enjoy power plays, holding on to anger or grudges. I prefer peace, apologies, amends, and moving on. Life is hard enough without making it harder. Maybe relationships change but definitely trying for a peaceful coexistence is what I’m striving for at this point in my life. That said, moving forward doesn’t involve me constantly kissing a**. I won’t do that. Relationships have to be equal, right?

So, until next week, I hope all of you come watch my housewarming party. You’re all invited, and there’s going to be plenty of wine–my own personal label, actually (not that we have a name, yet)!”

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17 Replies to “Brandi Glanville Doesn’t Want To Kiss Lisa Vanderpump’s Ass”

  1. Does it have to be spelled out for you Brandi? There is NO GOING BACK. Ken and Lisa are not holding a grudge, they have just seen your true colors and the damage you can do and WANT NO PART OF YOU EVER AGAIN. You were a vicious, spiteful woman hell bent on hurting Lisa in every way you could. Personally and professionally. You besmirched her reputation, her looks, her personality, her kindness and her generosity. All this after she and her husband took you into their lives, defended you, mentored you and called you dear friend. You repaid them in kind by stabbing Lisa in the back and leading a cabal of fellow housewives in a campaign to destroy Lisa. Which you damn well near succeeded. And somehow in that alcohol-soaked pea-sized brain of yours you think that someone would actually want to be friends with you after you pulled that level of hateful deceit on them. And that SHE is the bad “grudge” holding one for not welcoming a nasty, conniving and unrepentant witch like you back into her life… Unfriggenbelievable.

    1. Wow, Karen! Great post. I agree with everything you said. Another thing that B does that bugs me is the way she always wants what other people have. She love Lisa R’s fathers paintings and wants one. She loves Yo’s sandals and want them. She just seems to be so coveteous of everyone. People should watch their back with her. Lisa V already knows. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

    2. Why is Brandi even on this show? She brings nothing except her low class. The other ladies are fun and interesting and she is a spoiled brat who stirs up trouble and is still behaving like a high school “mean girl”.

    3. well said… all the money in the world could not make me behave this way… especially when you have children… wonder what the parents of her boys friends think… bet they are losing out on several friendships due to their Mother’s behavior and admissions on national tv

    4. Amen Karen. Brand keeps saying she’s not going to kiss Lisa’s ass. Well then quit doing it. Lisa would be a fool to have you back into her life. Bye Felicia. You made your bed now be a good little girl and lay in it!!!!!

  2. PS Lisa doesn’t want you to kiss her ass and Ken especially doesn’t want you to slobber all over him an kiss him anymore either. Buh- bye!

  3. I don’t think Lisa wants her ass kissed by you Brandi, her and Ken just don’t want to be bothered with you. After all the nonsense you start, then you want to make peace? Please………………..I’m with Lisa and Ken – keep their distance.

  4. It is all well and good for Brandi not to want to hold onto anger when she is the one who caused this entire mess. But I am sure Lisa VP is happy Brandi doesn’t want to kiss her ass…she doesn’t need the herpes.

  5. The witch says she doesn’t hold grudges – better tell that to Eddie and his wife. This woman is an idiot and needs to go far far away from BH and civilized human beings. UGH

  6. who would want you kissing their ass… get over it…. sometimes behavior is soo bad that there is not going back. I hope Lisa never gives you the time of day. But then as the saying goes… you are probably laughing all the way to the bank… Remember.. your sons friends and their parents are watching your behavior. My kids would never be allowed to visit your home.

  7. trampon needs to get a grip, maybe that horrible (vagi-rejuvie) was actually a lobodomy? Either that or the botox has affected you’re memory.
    You were horrible to Lisa V., and because she doesn’t want you’re kind of evil in her life does not mean she hold’s a grudge. I would not want you’re kind of slease in my life either…..
    trampon in you’re own words—GFY………

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